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woke up saying so

the journal of Michael Werneburg

twenty-eight years and a million words

Kawasaki, 2020.04.19

I woke up from a mid-day nap by happily announcing, "I'm awake!" I then wondered aloud who I thought I was talking to. In unrelated news, today marks three weeks since I've had a conversation with anyone face to face. The only conversations I've had recently have been with grocery store clerks, and they go something like:

clerk: "Something"

me: "I don't need a plastic bag, I have a backpack."

me, later: "I'd like to pay by credit card."

clerk: "Something"

me: "One time."

Mari and I were laughing about the potential variants.

clerk: "Oh, that's my favorite natto."

me: "I don't need a plastic bag, I have a backpack."

me, later: "I'd like to pay by credit card."

clerk: "You're new in this neighborhood, aren't you?"

me: "One time."

rand()m quote

Satire is tragedy plus time. You give it enough time, the public, the reviewers will allow you to satirize it. Which is rather ridiculous, when you think about it.

—Lenny Bruce