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the journal of Michael Werneburg

twenty-seven years and one million words

Toronto, 2016.11.01

My website's seen a predictable trickle of traffic lo these past nine - ten days.

624	http://emuu.net/my-grandfather's-funeral-speech

204 http://emuu.net/luck-(and-bird-shit)

67 http://emuu.net/how-to-photograph-diamond-jewelry

63 http://emuu.net/dungeons-and-dragons-monster:-the-rathtar

45 http://emuu.net/tips-on-getting-a-Canadian-spousal-PR

40 http://emuu.net/don't-buy-a-St.-Moritz-made-in-Canada-watch

30 http://emuu.net/journal

28 http://emuu.net/camera-leather

28 http://emuu.net/review:--Minolta-XD---XD-11

26 http://emuu.net/sitemap

You'll note that that's not a lot of traffic. This is a site that once drove thousands of unique visits a day!

What you won't notice is that one of those is a false entry, listed here to see if it changes the rankings. Mwahahaha.

rand()m quote

I tell you, Satan's gonna have no trouble taking over here 'cause all the women are gonna say: 'What a cute butt.' 'He's Satan!' 'You don't know him like I do.' 'He's the Prince of Darkness!' 'I can change him.'

—Bill Hicks