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marry someone rich!

the journal of Michael Werneburg

twenty-seven years and one million words

Toronto, 2003.08.20

On my way to get groceries, today, I past a family that had just emerged from a restaurant. Parked on the street was an expensive European sportscar of some sort. The grandmother pointed at that car in that grandparently way (waggling the entire hand as she spoke) and said to the teenage grand-daughter, "Marry someone rich. Marry someone rich!"

"I will," gushed the grand-daughter, as if it were a done thing.

I wound up forgetting the polenta, as usual.

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It's weird, man. People can watch a movie where thousands of people die in a war and not a tear. Yet one collie dies .. and the entire nation collapses with grief.

—Dr. Johnny Fever