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movie review - Never Been Kissed

the journal of Michael Werneburg

twenty-seven years and one million words

Toronto, 1999.10.05

Good by comparison with Big Daddy, a movie utterly unrelated other than I saw it on the same night, this one was nothing special. It's about a lowly editor who wants to be a reporter. She works for a Chicago newspaper that's foundering due to bad management, and is sent to high school to get the scoop on what kids are up to these days.

It's a pointless assignment, and the movie offers little more. It relies on the lead's excruciating embarrassment in school, a repeat of her real high school performance. It's full of unsurprising, cliched stunts, and seems to abandon its plot part way through as if the last third were re-written after shooting began.

Skip it, given a choice. Not recommended.

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