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way to go, Royal Bank

the journal of Michael Werneburg

twenty-seven years and one million words

Toronto, 1999.10.07

The Royal Bank - with whom I've been dealing for nearly twenty years - turned me down for a line of credit. I went to another bank (TD) and had what I was looking for in a day. Buh-bye Royal Bank; now I'm going to close my discount brokerage account with you guys, get rid of my Royal Bank Visa, close the accounts for my businesses, and my personal account. Cos you don't seem to want my business!

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I asked my doctor to give me something to stop me from aging, and he gave me a gun.

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