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tiresome bank business

the journal of Michael Werneburg

twenty-seven years and one million words

Toronto, 1999.10.20

I called the bank fukkas. They told me to go to my branch for a copy of the letter of standing. I said to myself 'Yeah, I bet'.

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For a list of all the ways technology has failed to improve the quality of life, please press three.

—Alice Kahn