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Rosie the banker

the journal of Michael Werneburg

twenty-seven years and one million words

Toronto, 1999.10.21

The letter of standing wasn't available when I arrived at the Bank. But I ran into good ol' Rosie, who's been working there for six months, now. She waived the fee for me, and got my letter together. She added that I should always contact her in the future for dealing with the Bank fukkas....

rand()m quote

If you want to know what god thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to.

—Dorothy Parker