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movie review - Kingsman: The Golden Circle

the journal of Michael Werneburg

twenty-eight years and a million words

Kokubunji, 2024.08.17

After a generally good first "Kingsman" movie, the second was a chaotic mess. For some reason, I decided to see this third installment. Despite a terrific cast, the plot trips over itself from the outset and a seeming conflict in exactly what its makers were trying to say hobbles the thing as it moves forward. I'll explain: the subject is drug use, and for some reason they decided that this should involve self-destructive drug use by some of the protagonists. I don't know if this was meant to raise stakes, or to put the main character in a solo situation, but I found it heavy-handed and ill-fitting for the characters in question. Also, because the movie veers away from actually showing drug use, it's tell-not-show, so as the viewer we are scrambling to keep up and/or care.

Not recommended. I really have to stop watching these things.

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If I had my life to live over, I'd try to make more mistakes next time. I would relax, I would limber up, I would be crazier than I've been on this trip. I know very few things I'd take seriously any more. I'd certainly be less hygenic... I would take more chances, I would take more trips, I would scale more mountains, I would swim more rivers, and I would watch more sunsets. I would eat more ice cream and fewer beans. I would have more actual troubles and fewer imaginary ones. Oh, I've had my moments, and if I had to do it all over again, I'd have many more of them, in fact I'd try not to have anything else, just moments, one after another, instead of living so many years ahead of my day. If I had it to do all over again, I'd travel lighter, much lighter than I have. I would start barefoot earlier in the spring, and I'd stay that way later in the fall. And I would ride more merry-go-rounds, and catch more gold rings, and greet more people and pick more flowers and dance more often. If I had it to do all over again - but you see, I don't.

—Jorge Luis Borges