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the journal of Michael Werneburg

twenty-seven years and one million words

Toronto, 2020.02.01

Today I learned that my daughter has somehow not watched Star Wars at nearly eight years old. And that my son has never had fries with mayo. I've solved one of those issues, and I'll have the other resolved by the end of the day.

Because I'm minding the kids today. Mwahahaha!

P.S. We had chili and The Girl was thrilled with the movie. She somehow didn't know about Luke and Vader until I made an off-hand comment.

rand()m quote

Satire is tragedy plus time. You give it enough time, the public, the reviewers will allow you to satirize it. Which is rather ridiculous, when you think about it.

—Lenny Bruce