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the journal of Michael Werneburg

twenty-seven years and one million words

Toronto, 2019.02.11

If the fine folks who produced the Simpsons and Futurama had nothing more to say on the nature and quality of televisions shows, they need only have said this. This is as accurate and satirical depiction of television as can be.

It's even 22 minutes long.

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Man is the only animal that can remain on friendly terms with the victims he intends to eat until he eats them.

—Samuel Butler