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the kids are home

the journal of Michael Werneburg

twenty-seven years and one million words

Toronto, 2018.08.18

I can tell the kids are home: I had to wade through Japanese educational toys to get to the bathroom, where the sink was 2/3 full of soap foam.

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I dunno, Google is like a clown, many coloured and jolly, but it still gives me the creeps.

—Darkman, Walkin Dude