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fever days

the journal of Michael Werneburg

twenty-seven years and one million words

Toronto, 2017.08.17

Nothing quite like a fever in the warmest weather of the summer. I once decided that I must have been some member of the Nazi regime to deserve all of the bad luck I seem to attract. On a whim I looked into which of the old gang died around the time I was born. It turns out there's a wingnut theory that Hitler himself lived to a ripe ol' age in exile in Paraguay, and that he died about five weeks before I was born.

Enough time for the system to assign a new body to take on all that bad karma?

I kid, I kid. I mean, I did look it up, and that was the result.

But I'll accept that I'm sick yet again as a matter of course and admit I've had an amazingly good life. And with that, it's time for:

Three reasons to be thankful:

  1. I'm not actually the reincarnation of Hitler, paying his dues.
  2. That's not a thing.
  3. I am surrounded by a loving and healthy family, and live in a peaceful country where I make a semi-stable living doing moderately interesting stuff.

rand()m quote

On the endless saga of Rob Ford, mayor of Toronto; "It shouldn't have had to come to this. I'm so tired of getting up every morning and wondering, 'What will it be today?' I'm so tired of giving the benefit of the doubt again and again, only to be let down again and again.... Somewhere a responsible adult has to appear, draw a bright moral line, tell the truth and say unequivocally what won't be tolerated. Somebody has to do the right thing."

—Denzil Minnan-Wong