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movie review - Jurassic Park III

the journal of Michael Werneburg

twenty-eight years and a million words

Toronto, 2017.04.09

Well, it had been almost 17 years, so I decided to show the kids this flick for "movie night". I don't really know why. The Boy is nine now and sounds like a Youtuber tearing these things to shreds.

And I have to say I feel sorry for Sam Neill, I like his acting and yet he's in so many dismal movies.

Not recommended.

rand()m quote

I tell you, Satan's gonna have no trouble taking over here 'cause all the women are gonna say: 'What a cute butt.' 'He's Satan!' 'You don't know him like I do.' 'He's the Prince of Darkness!' 'I can change him.'

—Bill Hicks