well OK, it wasn't this bad
And after witnessing the third and fourth disabled street cars of the morning being towed back to the yard I decided that the walk ahead of me would take 90 minutes in these conditions, and that there simply wasn't any point—I'd just have to do it all again on the way home as the street cars were clearly not cutting it and I'd already been told that the buses were unable to climb the hill to Danforth and the subway lines. So I uncharacteristically gave up and went home. Which took another 45 minutes.
Call on God, but row away from the rocks.
—Hunter S. Thompson