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crapped on by a bird, again

the journal of Michael Werneburg

twenty-eight years and a million words

Toronto, 2012.07.28

This makes the eleventh time I've been crapped on by a bird.

rand()m quote

There's something kind of horrific about milk. Think about it! Think about what we're doing. Milk is kind of gross.

—Jordan Peele