With this solution, we've covered all of our requirements in a cost-effective way. Our obligations to our clients are met. Our auditors are happy. And we encourage employees to bring their own devices in a way that frees us from having to support and understand those devices, worry about their security, and cause hassles for all concerned.
If it's true that our species is alone in the universe, then I'd have to say that the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little.
—George Carlin