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buh-bye Captain Jack's

the journal of Michael Werneburg

twenty-seven years and one million words

Toronto, 2012.06.28

I never knew anyone to eat at Captain Jack's floating restaurant in Toronto and come away with a happy tale.

Maybe that's why it's being shut down by the city.

rand()m quote

I tell you, Satan's gonna have no trouble taking over here 'cause all the women are gonna say: 'What a cute butt.' 'He's Satan!' 'You don't know him like I do.' 'He's the Prince of Darkness!' 'I can change him.'

—Bill Hicks