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I am getting old

the journal of Michael Werneburg

twenty-seven years and one million words

Toronto, 2011.06.01

Today I took advantage of the suddenly warm weather to do some reading on the balcony outside our 8th floor office. It took me quite some time to notice the young ladies suntanning on the roof on the building across from me.

I .. I have no excuse.

rand()m quote

Briefly stated, the Gell-Mann Amnesia effect is as follows. You open the newspaper to an article on some subject you know well. In Murray's case, physics. In mine, show business. You read the article and see the journalist has absolutely no understanding of either the facts or the issues. Often, the article is so wrong it actually presents the story backward—reversing cause and effect. I call these the "wet streets cause rain" stories. Paper's full of them. In any case, you read with exasperation or amusement the multiple errors in a story, and then turn the page to national or international affairs, and read as if the rest of the newspaper was somehow more accurate about Palestine than the baloney you just read. You turn the page, and forget what you know.

—Michael Crichton