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"I don't need Grandma!"

the journal of Michael Werneburg

twenty-eight years and a million words

Tokyo, 2010.03.06

The Boy wanted to talk to Grandma this morning. Until something even better came along.

When we first suggested to him that he could speak with Grandma, he leaped at the idea and started calling out his urgent need to see and speak to her (via Skype, as is our habit). But when 真理 tried contacting my mum (I was making breakfast) she couldn't get through. So 真理 instead played a video of one of The Boy's little kids' songs.

Naturally, my mum rang back and 真理 told Kenny, "It's Grandma."

The Boy, engrossed in his video, said, "いらない" (I don't need it). He .. didn't need Grandma! 8^(

rand()m quote

Satire is tragedy plus time. You give it enough time, the public, the reviewers will allow you to satirize it. Which is rather ridiculous, when you think about it.

—Lenny Bruce