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Tokyo, 2010.02.13

Homer Simpson explained Bart's body to him thusly: "point and shoot".

When we were leaving Kenny admitted that he had to pee. So I took him to the bathroom and Kenny successfully used a urinal. I had to hold him steady in front of the thing, but I was quite proud of his understanding the concept so well. But then, the Homer Simpson school is a fairly easy one.

rand()m quote

Every great cause begins as a movement, becomes a business, and eventually degenerates into a racket.

—Eric Hoffer, The Temper of Our Time