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Halifax, 2004.05.08

One more sunny day before my girlfriend is due to leave. By the end of the day, I'd managed to singe the side of my face lying on my patio with her.

We'd arranged ourselves on my little exercise mat so that each of us could rest our head on the other's shoulder. A bit clever, I thought.

Not so much. Only one side of my face wound up with any colour, and that was all red. Unlike the little book I bought on aquariums, which resisted being read as I slowly dozed in the sun.

rand()m quote

The word Lady: Most often used to describe someone you wouldn't want to talk to for five minutes.

—-Fran Lebowitz