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movie review - The Bachelor

the journal of Michael Werneburg

twenty-seven years and one million words

Sydney, 2000.12.02

It's hard to imagine a light-hearted thing like this being both porrly written and acted, but that's just what you get with the Bachelor The supporting cast are the only ones capable of a performance, it seems, with both of the leads delivering their lines as if reading from a teleprompter.

It's really dreadful.

Not recommended.

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