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movie review - Old Guard 2

Fukuoka, 2025.07.14

This is the sequel to a decent fantasy movie about some immortal warriors who work for God or something. The first one was good, but I realized that this would be less so when they rewrote some events in the first one. Sure enough, stilted dialog and nonsensical plot lines followed, with a cringey hamminess to everything that reminded me of a "Fast and Furious" movie I tried to watch on a plane. I made it to somewhere around the middle and gave up.

Avoid. Thanks again, Netflix.