journal features

no to farmed haggis

the journal of Michael Werneburg

twenty-eight years and a million words

Kokubunji, 2024.09.13

Remember: every time a haggis is caged, a bagpipe falls silent.

(I love how the features of the haggis randomly zig and zag in this AI-driven piece.)

rand()m quote

I believe you find life such a problem because you think there are good people and bad people. You're wrong, of course. There are, always and only, the bad people, but some of them are on opposite sides.

—Terry Pratchett (as Lord Vetinari)