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going to marry water

the journal of Michael Werneburg

twenty-eight years and a million words

Kokubunji, 2024.04.07

The Boy, drinking some water, exclaimed on how much he loves water. The Girl, hearing this agreed. She said, "My friend and I both love water so much, we said we would marry it."

I told her, "If you marry, the person will be 90% water, so in a way you're right!"

rand()m quote

Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.

—Ernest Hemingway