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no to farmed haggis

the journal of Michael Werneburg

twenty-eight years and a million words

Kokubunji, 2024.09.13
Remember: every time a haggis is caged, a bagpipe falls silent.

(I love how the features of the haggis randomly zig and zag in this AI-driven piece.)

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—Alice Kahn