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Kokubunji, 2023.10.21

I discovered a one-liter thing of milk sitting on the counter. I asked my daughter if it was there because it was bad. Yes. So I took it from its perch next to the sink and poured it. Then I rinsed and cut up the cartons and did the dishes while she hung some small items on a laundry rack. It took nearly twenty minutes to wrap up the dishes at which time I found she'd hung all of eleven socks and other items. So, nearly two minutes per item.

Ah, to be a child.

rand()m quote

If there were no God, it would have been necessary to invent him.

—Voltaire