There was a time called the 1980's and as they started to wind down I was living in Calgary Alberta and working in a garden center. I was fifteen or sixteen, and my job consisted of hauling things to people's cars and of course lots of sweeping. Somehow, I became the focus of the ire of one of the adults that worked there, an unpleasant woman who somehow filled her entire day being miserable. One fine day I was sent to the back-side of the main building to sort fork-lift pallets. I went about this job for some time, keen to not return to the main garden center and the people who were making the job so lousy. I must not have seemed sufficiently miserable, because they sent a friend of mine to inform me that it was a "punishment job". It struck me as being a decent break and more productive than endlessly sweeping the patch of parking lot that had been turned into a garden center.
I never really got the hang of Calgary. Such a hostile place, so many miserable people. Maybe it was the weather.
The race is not always to the swift, nor the fight to the strong, but that's the way to bet.
—Damon Runyon