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crapped on by a bird for the twentieth time

the journal of Michael Werneburg

twenty-seven years and one million words

Kawasaki, Japan, 2022.05.04

It's happened for the first time in nearly three years - hit with shit yet again. Something of a milestone this time, this was my twentieth through the course of my life. They say it's good luck; to them I say May the fourth be with you always.

rand()m quote

I'm pleased and happy to repeat the news that we have, in fact, caught and killed a large predator that supposedly injured some bathers. But, as you see, it's a beautiful day, the beaches are open and people are having a wonderful time.

—Mayor Vaughn, Jaws