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the journal of Michael Werneburg

twenty-eight years and a million words

St. Catharines, 2020.07.06

Grandma's been getting weird texts from some unknown party about "E06" needing a credit card for bill payment. We worked out that it was our storage unit in deepest, darkest Scarborough attempting through broken sentences to ask us for automated payment setup. I had thought that by supplying a credit card during our setup I had done so. I took care of it when so alerted, but would never have known.

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There's something kind of horrific about milk. Think about it! Think about what we're doing. Milk is kind of gross.

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