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Kawasaki, 2020.06.19

I splurged on some peanut butter last night. For some reason, Japanese peanut butter is made with palm oil. I guess it just tastes better with a dash of the tears of displaced orangutans. We've wiped out 75% of them over the past 100 years, so I suppose that's another species I'll outlive. We have so little clue what we're doing; e.g. we only realized that there was a third species of them just three years ago.

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Jesus saves. But Gretzky gets the rebound and scores!

—G.B. Trudeau