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crapped on in June

the journal of Michael Werneburg

twenty-eight years and a million words

For the 19th time in my life, I've been crapped on by a bird. This time it happened while I was riding home from work.

can you feel the luck?

How do I know it's been 19 times? I started counting. The whole history is here.

Three reasons to be thankful:

1. Dogs don't fly
2. It missed my face
3. There is still bird life