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crapped on in June

the journal of Michael Werneburg

twenty-seven years and one million words

Toronto, 2019.06.05

For the 19th time in my life, I've been crapped on by a bird. This time it happened while I was riding home from work.

can you feel the luck?

can you feel the luck?

How do I know it's been 19 times? I started counting. The whole history is here.

Three reasons to be thankful:

  1. Dogs don't fly

  2. It missed my face

  3. There is still bird life

rand()m quote

I think a more appropriate first exercise for a burgeoning programmer in training would be:

system.out.println ("Goodbye World");

—-brrd