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crapped on in June

the journal of Michael Werneburg

twenty-eight years and a million words

Toronto, 2019.06.05

For the 19th time in my life, I've been crapped on by a bird. This time it happened while I was riding home from work.

can you feel the luck?

can you feel the luck?

How do I know it's been 19 times? I started counting. The whole history is here.

Three reasons to be thankful:

  1. Dogs don't fly
  2. It missed my face
  3. There is still bird life

rand()m quote

...a man is always prey to his truths. Once he has admitted them, he cannot free himself from them.

—Albert Camus