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daddys flabby belly

the journal of Michael Werneburg

twenty-seven years and one million words

Toronto, 2018.09.03

This morning our dear daughter re-introduced me to one of her friends: "This is my daddy, and my daddy's flabby belly." I predict a career in politics for this smooth talker!

I have no one but myself to blame. Having, after all, a flabby belly, and having decided to have children.

rand()m quote

... I'll let you in on a secret. Big people are exactly the same as little people. They're selfish, squabbling children whose motivations are jealousy and greed. No one becomes big when the hit adulthood. They just become better at hiding how small they are.

—Jonathan Rosenberg