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skunked at 4:20

the journal of Michael Werneburg

twenty-eight years and a million words

Toronto, 2018.02.19

I should have realized that our anticipated ice fishing trip would be a bust when I encountered a skunk in our backyard at 4:20. We saw another two on the road while wending our way out of the neighborhood. Our first ice fishing in two years.

Bad omens aside, I think the negative factors were: fishing in only half the depth that our intended whitefish inhabit at that time of year; a high pressure system moving in; it being a touch late in the season.

I realized as I was packing for the trip that I was bringing a) a pocket knife given to me by my Opa around 1983, and b) a fishing vest given to me by my Oma around 1991.

rand()m quote

I tell you, Satan's gonna have no trouble taking over here 'cause all the women are gonna say: 'What a cute butt.' 'He's Satan!' 'You don't know him like I do.' 'He's the Prince of Darkness!' 'I can change him.'

—Bill Hicks