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how to look silly – bicycle addition

the journal of Michael Werneburg

twenty-eight years and a million words

Toronto, 2018.01.22

If I ever cared about my appearance, it's not as I start pushing fifty; this is how to look silly on your bike, in the name of safety.

First, you cover it with jarringly colored tape that's lined with mircospheres.

Then you ride it at night!

rand()m quote

I dunno, Google is like a clown, many coloured and jolly, but it still gives me the creeps.

—Darkman, Walkin Dude