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1.5 billion seconds old

the journal of Michael Werneburg

twenty-seven years and one million words

Toronto, 2018.09.18

Some time ago, I noticed that the UNIX epoch had turned 1.5 billion seconds old. Today it's my turn.

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I tell you, Satan's gonna have no trouble taking over here 'cause all the women are gonna say: 'What a cute butt.' 'He's Satan!' 'You don't know him like I do.' 'He's the Prince of Darkness!' 'I can change him.'

—Bill Hicks