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crapped on again

the journal of Michael Werneburg

twenty-eight years and a million words

Toronto, 2017.10.09

I was crapped on by a bird again, today - for the fifteenth time in my life. Oddly, it happened the day I received a comment on my story about luck and birdcrap. Ah, for the innocent times (up until this morning) when I'd only been crapped on by fourteen birds.

I'd be glad of a dose of luck. I spent half the morning fixing my phone after "soft bricking" the thing while trying to obtain root access.

rand()m quote

There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, and learning from failure.

—Colin Powell