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we've overclocked the kids

twenty-seven years and one million words

Toronto, 2017.04.16

Trying to figure out what's happened to our kids, today, to make them so hyper and babbly. Hmmmmm....

chocolate easter eggs for overclocking your children

What could it be.

It took me fifteen years to discover that I had no talent for writing, but I couldn't give up because by that time I was too famous

—Robert Benchly