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no lice on us

the journal of Michael Werneburg

twenty-eight years and a million words

Toronto, 2017.06.15

The kids were tested for lice, but there were no lice. With 24 kids positive and who knows how many dozens with nits, we're pretty thankful.

Three reasons to be thankful:

  1. The school's combing the kids for the parasites (no pun intended).
  2. The kids seem to know what to do if they suspect they have lice.
  3. The kids have no lice.

rand()m quote

I'm pleased and happy to repeat the news that we have, in fact, caught and killed a large predator that supposedly injured some bathers. But, as you see, it's a beautiful day, the beaches are open and people are having a wonderful time.

—Mayor Vaughn, Jaws