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bifocals to read my pill bottle

the journal of Michael Werneburg

twenty-eight years and a million words

Toronto, 2016.03.02

Just in time for turning 45, I needed my bifocal safety goggles to read a pill bottle today. No use pretending the grey hair and stiffness in my back are premature.

rand()m quote

My job has convinced me that life is a stale joke with no punch line.

—Scott Adams, Dilbert