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the journal of Michael Werneburg

twenty-seven years and one million words

Toronto, 2015.06.18

Today my foot slipped on an escalator stair; my arm went up, throwing my lunch into the air. I had to scramble to scoop all of it back into the Styrofoam container before it got gummed up in the platform at the top of the elevator.

I must be getting old, I still can't piece together how it even happened. Haste doth make waste, it seems.

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The secret to being boring is to tell everything.

—Voltaire