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an earful of pool water

the journal of Michael Werneburg

twenty-seven years and one million words

Toronto, 2015.04.07

I was holding The Girl in an indoor pool when she grabbed my head and forcibly squirted a mouthful of water into my ear. Almost-three-year-olds!

No wonder I get sick every time I go to the pool with the kids.

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You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. You can steer yourself any direction you choose. You're on your own. And you know what you know. And YOU are the guy who'll decide where to go.

—Dr. Seuss