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the journal of Michael Werneburg

twenty-seven years and one million words

Toronto, 2015.01.04

Things according to the Onion News Network's wormhole satellite are not too good. The "jokes" are non-stop with this thing. E.g. "Think 'No!' to halt cranial download." Yikes...

rand()m quote

Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.

—Ernest Hemingway