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the journal of Michael Werneburg

twenty-eight years and a million words

Toronto, 2015.01.04

Things according to the Onion News Network's wormhole satellite are not too good. The "jokes" are non-stop with this thing. E.g. "Think 'No!' to halt cranial download." Yikes...

rand()m quote

The best way to get most husbands to do something is to suggest that perhaps they're too old to do it.

—Ann Bancroft