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the journal of Michael Werneburg

twenty-eight years and a million words

Toronto, 2015.01.04

Things according to the Onion News Network's wormhole satellite are not too good. The "jokes" are non-stop with this thing. E.g. "Think 'No!' to halt cranial download." Yikes...

rand()m quote

Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.

—Mark Twain