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the journal of Michael Werneburg

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Toronto, 2015.06.18

Today my foot slipped on an escalator stair; my arm went up, throwing my lunch into the air. I had to scramble to scoop all of it back into the Styrofoam container before it got gummed up in the platform at the top of the elevator.

I must be getting old, I still can't piece together how it even happened. Haste doth make waste, it seems.

rand()m quote

My happiness grows in direct proportion to my acceptance, and in inverse proportion to my expectations.

—Michael J Fox