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things have come to a pretty pass

the journal of Michael Werneburg

twenty-seven years and one million words

Toronto, 2014.12.10

Things have come to a pretty pass when you find yourself crafting a ransom note. There seem to be no shortage of ransom note generators on the 'net.

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Man is the only animal that can remain on friendly terms with the victims he intends to eat until he eats them.

—Samuel Butler