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men with small moustaches

the journal of Michael Werneburg

twenty-eight years and a million words

Toronto, 2014.08.23

Tonight Ken asked me, "why do men with small moustaches want to be bald?"

"Ehhhh, what?" I said, chuckling. I thought he'd outgrown the bizarre non-sequiters.

"yeah, I don't know what i mean." He then chuckled himself. "kinda silly question."

You're cut off of the .. lemonade.

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