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the journal of Michael Werneburg

twenty-eight years and a million words

, 2014.08.04

We're at the cottage, and it turns out that the waterfront's become infested with an invasive species called "phragmites". Supposedly impossibly to kill without anything short of tactical nuclear weapons (from orbit; it's the only way to be sure) but I'm going to try. I've got the scythe out of the basement.

rand()m quote

Call on God, but row away from the rocks.

—Hunter S. Thompson