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4 out of 5 ain't bad

the journal of Michael Werneburg

twenty-seven years and one million words

Toronto, 2013.07.29

I reckon I've got some four out of five of the skills outlined as "essential" in the line of work I'm moving into. I'll let the reader decide which those might be (and which, not).

No one's perfect. The Indian food we ordered last night was very good, as it always is from that spot. But it took 1:40 to arrive!

rand()m quote

I asked my doctor to give me something to stop me from aging, and he gave me a gun.

—Rodney Dangerfield