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dodged a $5 bullet

the journal of Michael Werneburg

twenty-seven years and one million words

Toronto, 2013.06.04

Our son destroyed a brand new library book by tossing it into his backpack with a thermos bottle with the lid still unsealed. We wrote to the school telling them to bill us. Happily, the printed price on the book was only $5.

But the school wrote back telling us that considered it normal wear and tear, and that they wouldn't bill us.

This must be the "gravy train" we've been hearing so much about in Toronto civic politics. If I dare use "Toronto", "civic", and "politics" in one sentence.

Where's a our gravy-train-derailing mayor when we need him? Hmm, must be "around town" again.

rand()m quote

The word Lady: Most often used to describe someone you wouldn't want to talk to for five minutes.

—-Fran Lebowitz