twenty-seven years and one million words
Here's an interesting video on why you should never trust the all-in-one photocopier/printer in your office.
Adding to the fun: these things can send email. If someone were to gain access to the device they could point the printer to a new email server and just send off all of the documents.
Meaning is not something you stumble across, like the answer to a riddle or the prize in a treasure hunt. Meaning is something you build into your life. You build it out of your own past, out of your affections and loyalties, out of the experience of humankind as it is passed on to you, out of your own talent and understanding, out of the things you believe in, out of the things and people you love, out of the values for which you are willing to sacrifice something. The ingredients are there. You are the only one who can put them together into that unique pattern that will be your life. Let it be a life that has dignity and meaning for you. If it does, then the particular balance of success or failure is of less account.
—John Gardner